kungfuwaynewho: (tng picard bw)
Ugh, this week.  For almost two months, I've been fighting off an ear infection.  My ear would start to close up, or it would start to get sore, and I would up my Vit C and take some decongestant, and things would go back to normal for 3-5 days, then the cycle would begin again.  Last week, it became clear that the battle was over.  It was like there was some sentient ear infection imp living in my ear, determined that I would get an ear infection, damn it!  Tuesday the ear was completely closed, and really started to hurt, so I called and made a doctor's appointment.  By the time I saw my doctor the next day, the swelling had begun.

For those of you who are lucky enough to have never had a severe ear infection, the swelling is the best part, really.  My neck, where the Eustachian tube starts; the ear canal; behind the ear itself.  By Wednesday night, the side of my head was so swollen that I couldn't chew, I could hardly open my mouth, and it hurt to smile and even swallow.

And then the pain, oh, the pain.  I'm not even exaggerating when I say that Wednesday and Thursday was in the top three worst pain I've ever had in my life.  Thank GOD, my doctor gave me ~*~hyrdocodone.  But even that was really only effective for about two hours.  I was supposed to take one every 6-8 hours, but those two days, if I made it 4 hours, I was very proud of myself.  (It was so bad Wednesday night that at one point I was actually hoping that my eardrum would rupture just so the pressure would relent.)

By Saturday afternoon, the swelling and most of the pain was finally gone, but as of today, the stupid thing is STILL closed up, and it's achy and tender.  I have this horrible premonition that I'm going to finish out this round of antibiotics, and then it's going to go nuclear again.  Siiiiiigh.

It was kind of embarrassing, when I googled home remedies, that everything I read was like "your baby probably has an ear infection if she's tugging on her ear and crying!"  It's just sort of undignified to get an ear infection as an adult, let alone one that's bad enough that I ended up calling in sick to work three days in a row.  Blergh.
kungfuwaynewho: (ad gob angry)
Dear parents who have chosen not to vaccinate your children:

Thank you. No, really. Thank you for choosing to believe one single study, that has since been discredited and its author stripped of his medical license, over every other medical professional's opinion. Thank you for watching a segment on the Today Show and basing your decisions on that eight-minute stretch. Thank you for reading Jenny McCarthy's book and thinking, "Yeah, she's onto something."

Thank you for dragging your sick children out into public, as well. That's a vital part of this whole equation.

Thank you for all of that, because I probably have whooping cough. WHOOPING COUGH. A disease that was practically non-existent in this country because enough people were vaccinated against it, keeping those who weren't (me, as a baby, because I had a horrific reaction to the shot) safe through herd immunity. Thank you for destroying the entire concept of herd immunity. Thank you for making idiotic decisions that not only threaten the life of your own children, but also the lives of all the people your children come into contact with.

XOXwlejiafo;eiji;eoa

Sorry.  Just had a coughing fit. At least this time I didn't run out of breath or start wheezing or get dizzy or vomit because of it.

Anyway, XOXO. Yeah.
kungfuwaynewho: (tng picard :o)
So I am typing this post one-handed for reasns that will become evident shortly.  Also I'm in a hurry so I'm not bothering to check the monitor w/e it will be funny to read tomorrow.

My little sister found the leash t take my dog on a walk.  He got super excited and like swung his body around and slammed it into my computer chair.  I don't know if anyone else's dogs do that.  All would have been well had my left arm not been dangling to the side.  My dog basically like body-checked my wrist, the wris that had surgery on it less than a week ago, and pinned it with his surprisingly heavy, stupid dumd dog body.

OH MY GOS IT HURT SO MUCH I'm not fucking joking call a fucking ambulance.  I'm really glad I opted not to have a hard cider for dinner because I am going to take a ~~~pain pillll it is throbbing like the dickens.

I am fully aware that I have a very low pain tolerance.  I would be like the worst soldier ever.  If I ever have a baby I am going to have all the drugs.  This is not a euphemism i will make them give me everything, I will be like "BITCH I NEED TO CHUG SOME NYQUIL" and I had finally started typing with two hands yesterday.

(It will be probably feel completely fine in like ten minutes LOL I will wait on the pain pill.  They should only be used wisely, like when I have monster Godzilla headaches or the next time I stub my toe or something.)
kungfuwaynewho: (bsg baltar bored)
So aside from the paltry "insurance" I had when I was in college, I pretty much haven't had health insurance in a really long time.  I got some benefits when I got my new job, and today was the first time I got to put them to use.  I'm prone to bad ear infections, which is why I practice constant vigilance - I always blow dry my ears (LOL, but seriously) and at the first instant of trouble I start taking decongestants.  And I haven't had a really bad one in at least three years. 

Thursday, started feeling the Slight Soreness of Potential Ear Troubles, and got on the Sudafed wagon.  Thought I had nipped it in the bud.  Then this morning I sneezed - oh God.  The Snap Crackle Pop of Ear Troubles, They Be Here.  I'm at work, obviously, and it was agony.  AGONY.  On my very own personal and highly relative pain scale, it was an eight.  There was an hour where I was pretty much just crying while I was trying to work, and everyone was like ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY and it did in fact sound like that because, y'know.  Ear.  In Pain.  Lots.  I took a half day, went to urgent care, kind of threw my insurance card down - an insurance card!  what the hell is that! - and just said, "Job tells me I can have healthies please for cheaper scan cards look in ear I pay some they pay most need antibiotics and pain pills thank you."

And it happened.  ANTIBIOTICS AND STEROIDS AND HYDROCOOOOOODOOOOOONE.  (I don't know if you can tell, but I'm on some now.)  And like, I haven't taken antibiotics...in a really long time.  So I'm pretty sure my immune system looks like Tigh and Chief when the Galactica drops out of the sky - like...holy shit.  What is that.  What is falling towards us.  OH GOD IT'S HELP.  (Now I'm going to imagine each antibiotic pill as a little Galactica.)

Put TVs on my PSP, had my book, had cats.  Laid in bed and sometimes read, sometimes drowsed while holding book up, woke up suddenly like ack!  a book!  And the cats didn't like that and finally left.  Watched the first episode of Game of Thrones.  Now it's time for night-time pain pill.  I will probably be able to work tomorrow, though if I have to take hydrocodone I can't drive, so will have to be ~chauffeured. 

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