Hopefully it will kinda look like a drunk post.

[kungfuwaynewho]

So I am typing this post one-handed for reasns that will become evident shortly.  Also I'm in a hurry so I'm not bothering to check the monitor w/e it will be funny to read tomorrow.

My little sister found the leash t take my dog on a walk.  He got super excited and like swung his body around and slammed it into my computer chair.  I don't know if anyone else's dogs do that.  All would have been well had my left arm not been dangling to the side.  My dog basically like body-checked my wrist, the wris that had surgery on it less than a week ago, and pinned it with his surprisingly heavy, stupid dumd dog body.

OH MY GOS IT HURT SO MUCH I'm not fucking joking call a fucking ambulance.  I'm really glad I opted not to have a hard cider for dinner because I am going to take a ~~~pain pillll it is throbbing like the dickens.

I am fully aware that I have a very low pain tolerance.  I would be like the worst soldier ever.  If I ever have a baby I am going to have all the drugs.  This is not a euphemism i will make them give me everything, I will be like "BITCH I NEED TO CHUG SOME NYQUIL" and I had finally started typing with two hands yesterday.

(It will be probably feel completely fine in like ten minutes LOL I will wait on the pain pill.  They should only be used wisely, like when I have monster Godzilla headaches or the next time I stub my toe or something.)

Comments

[naushika.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeek, how awful!!! Maybe you should visit the doctor to check on it. D:

[kungfuwaynewho.livejournal.com]

Haha, it's already pretty much okay. I mean, it still hurts in a throbby way, but it will be okay. But at first it's like when you hit your head on something and you just expect to reach up and feel blood gushing everywhere and then the next day there's like mayyyyyybe a tiny bruise the end. (Or maybe other people don't do that, IDK.)

But I do have my follow-up next week and they will take my stitches out. I am already pre-freaking out about that. I've never had stitches before, and I have a hard time looking at them, and the idea that now they will go back and take them out is upsetting to me. And the fact I will have a Frankenstein scar for at least a little while.

[la-loony.livejournal.com]

I don't know how people manage to get a high pain tolerance. I can take certain things with grace and don't whine because I don't want to look like a baby, but there are others things were I might look like I'm dying.

I hope it gets better quickly and that the doctors say it's all good when you go for your next check up.

[nhpw.livejournal.com]

I apologize profusely, but this post made me LOLOLOL because yes, it does kind of read like a drunk post. And I love it so much. Except for the part where you got hurt, which is not awesome.

[hollywobbles.livejournal.com]

Ack nooooooooooooooooooo yuck bad puppy!!!!! ...Definitely not laughing at your hilarious post about your misfortune... again....