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kungfuwaynewhoSo I am typing this post one-handed for reasns that will become evident shortly. Also I'm in a hurry so I'm not bothering to check the monitor w/e it will be funny to read tomorrow.
My little sister found the leash t take my dog on a walk. He got super excited and like swung his body around and slammed it into my computer chair. I don't know if anyone else's dogs do that. All would have been well had my left arm not been dangling to the side. My dog basically like body-checked my wrist, the wris that had surgery on it less than a week ago, and pinned it with his surprisingly heavy, stupid dumd dog body.
OH MY GOS IT HURT SO MUCH I'm not fucking joking call a fucking ambulance. I'm really glad I opted not to have a hard cider for dinner because I am going to take a ~~~pain pillll it is throbbing like the dickens.
I am fully aware that I have a very low pain tolerance. I would be like the worst soldier ever. If I ever have a baby I am going to have all the drugs. This is not a euphemism i will make them give me everything, I will be like "BITCH I NEED TO CHUG SOME NYQUIL" and I had finally started typing with two hands yesterday.
(It will be probably feel completely fine in like ten minutes LOL I will wait on the pain pill. They should only be used wisely, like when I have monster Godzilla headaches or the next time I stub my toe or something.)
My little sister found the leash t take my dog on a walk. He got super excited and like swung his body around and slammed it into my computer chair. I don't know if anyone else's dogs do that. All would have been well had my left arm not been dangling to the side. My dog basically like body-checked my wrist, the wris that had surgery on it less than a week ago, and pinned it with his surprisingly heavy, stupid dumd dog body.
OH MY GOS IT HURT SO MUCH I'm not fucking joking call a fucking ambulance. I'm really glad I opted not to have a hard cider for dinner because I am going to take a ~~~pain pillll it is throbbing like the dickens.
I am fully aware that I have a very low pain tolerance. I would be like the worst soldier ever. If I ever have a baby I am going to have all the drugs. This is not a euphemism i will make them give me everything, I will be like "BITCH I NEED TO CHUG SOME NYQUIL" and I had finally started typing with two hands yesterday.
(It will be probably feel completely fine in like ten minutes LOL I will wait on the pain pill. They should only be used wisely, like when I have monster Godzilla headaches or the next time I stub my toe or something.)
