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GODDAMMIT WITHEY WHEN YOU GET THE BALL INSIDE JUST GO UP WITH IT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DRIBBLE BECAUSE THEN YOU GET STRIPPED EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME JUST GO UP WITH IT YOU ARE LIKE SEVEN FEET TALL THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOU TO MISS FOUR OUT OF FIVE GIMMES STOP DRIBBLING THE BALL.

CHRIST.

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OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU REBOUND.  STOP BATTING THE BALL AROUND YOU'RE NOT PLAYING VOLLEYBALL GO UP AND GET IT AND BRING IT DOWN AND FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP FIGHTING OVER IT WITH YOUR OWN TEAMMATE.

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HEY GUYS IF THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU IS WEARING A DIFFERENTLY COLORED JERSEY, THEY PLAY ON THE OTHER TEAM.  DON'T PASS THEM THE BALL.

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I HAVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL JV TEAMS PLAY LESS SLOPPY THAN THIS.  I AM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING.

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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP FOULING SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE SHOOTING A THREE WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?  THIS WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF YOU HAD MADE MORE THAN ONE SINGLE THREE THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME.

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME.  I SWEAR TO GOD.

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Well, we won.  I had to go sit in the other room and listen to a good chunk of the end after we blew an eight point lead by playing like a bunch of sucky losers.  There was a bad call at the end of the game - we knocked it out of bounds, but the refs called it off NC State and we kept possession.  Then we scored on the in-bounds and took the lead.  Without that bad call, NC State still has the momentum and would have had possession, and may very well have beat us.  This is the kind of victory that it's hard to take any enjoyment in at all.

Time to get six hours of sleep before I go to work!