kungfuwaynewho | Mad Libs Revealed!

I hope you guys enjoy these; I certainly did. My favorite came from

ghanimasun's words; the rest will be behind the cut.

Delenn couldn't help being excited, even though she knew the Shan'fal required prayer, meditation, and a coffee cup. She had wanted John for a very long time, though, and tonight she was going to rotate, sing and eat him. She knew that once he saw Lennier and her clan waiting outside her room, he would want to suspiciously laugh, but Delenn was reasonably confident that her stuffed bears would keep him from leaving. She lit some candles, rearranged the jackets on her floor for the fortieth time, and hoped that John wouldn't be much longer. She was nearly ready to attack. It was hard to believe that nothing had happened between them by now - they had been engaged for 400 months, after all. There had been that time a few weeks ago, when she'd nearly let him open her, but she was glad they waited. There, the bell. He was here. "OH BOY!" she answered.

From

enigmaticblues:

Delenn couldn't help being excited, even though she knew the Shan'fal required prayer, meditation, and flarn. She had wanted John for a very long time, though, and tonight she was going to write, break and open him. She knew that once he saw Lennier and her clan waiting outside her room, he would want to quietly hope, but Delenn was reasonably confident that her geese would keep him from leaving. She lit some candles, rearranged the Starfuries on her floor for the fifth time, and hoped that John wouldn't be much longer. She was nearly ready to watch. It was hard to believe that nothing had happened between them by now - they had been engaged for ten months, after all. There had been that time a few weeks ago, when she'd nearly let him investigate her, but she was glad they waited. There, the bell. He was here. "Abso-fraggin-lutely!" she answered.

From

xphilehb:

Delenn couldn't help being excited, even though she knew the Shan'fal required prayer, meditation, and a dog. She had wanted John for a very long time, though, and tonight she was going to run, sit and cook him. She knew that once he saw Lennier and her clan waiting outside her room, he would want to gingerly jump, but Delenn was reasonably confident that her fingers would keep him from leaving. She lit some candles, rearranged the beds on her floor for the fifth time, and hoped that John wouldn't be much longer. She was nearly ready to chew. It was hard to believe that nothing had happened between them by now - they had been engaged for ten months, after all. There had been that time a few weeks ago, when she'd nearly let him contemplate her, but she was glad they waited. There, the bell. He was here. "Abso-fraggin-lutely!" she answered.

From

nhpw:

Delenn couldn't help being excited, even though she knew the Shan'fal required prayer, meditation, and a tree. She had wanted John for a very long time, though, and tonight she was going to run, skip and jolt him. She knew that once he saw Lennier and her clan waiting outside her room, he would want to merrily roll, but Delenn was reasonably confident that her kisses would keep him from leaving. She lit some candles, rearranged the mice on her floor for the twenty-seventh time, and hoped that John wouldn't be much longer. She was nearly ready to hobble. It was hard to believe that nothing had happened between them by now - they had been engaged for 3000 months, after all. There had been that time a few weeks ago, when she'd nearly let him fling her, but she was glad they waited. There, the bell. He was here. "That's all, folks!" she answered.