"The two-liter saw me looking at it and started dancing, very slowly and seductively, the saucy little thing. "Dr. Pepppppppperrrrr," it sang. "I'm Dr. Peppppperrrrrr." "
"I showed them! I turned on my porch light for 1.7 seconds!"
"a dog is requesting me to please provide him with sustenance, ma'am, oh please, am I not the best dog, do I not guard your every footfall,"
This was so funny, I burst out laughing like 4 times :D (Obviously lack of sleep b/c of noisy fuckmuppets isn't funny) but you wrote about it most hilariously. Sleeplessness-induced hyperactivity FTW?
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Date: 2011-08-06 11:35 pm (UTC)"I showed them! I turned on my porch light for 1.7 seconds!"
"a dog is requesting me to please provide him with sustenance, ma'am, oh please, am I not the best dog, do I not guard your every footfall,"
This was so funny, I burst out laughing like 4 times :D (Obviously lack of sleep b/c of noisy fuckmuppets isn't funny) but you wrote about it most hilariously. Sleeplessness-induced hyperactivity FTW?
Hope your zombified day wasn't too nasty anywayz