I HATE SEWING.

[kungfuwaynewho]

I hate sewing!  I hate sewing!

Stupid sewing machine doesn't work!

I can never miter corners cleanly!

Stupid fucking bobbin I hate you!

Ripping stitches goddamnit!

I hate sewing!

Comments

[sonneta.livejournal.com]

Ripping stitches is definitely grr argh-y. See also: Why I haven't tried to sew in like... 15+ years. :o

[hollywobbles.livejournal.com]

May you be cheered by the Bill sadface.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Eeep. I sympathize with the sewing woes. Sewing machines are kind of evil, I think. They always screw up right when you least need them to.

[tictactardis.livejournal.com]

...This post is made much more entertaining when you imagine it as a song.

(Yes, that is where my brain is at right now. LOL.)

Anyway, aw. I'm sorry! XD

[kungfuwaynewho.livejournal.com]

When I was working on my first - and only - quilt, I ripped one seam five times. It took me a week. To do one seam.

I still haven't finished the thing. All I have to do is blind stitch the binding, but I got so frustrated with it I had to put it away.

[kungfuwaynewho.livejournal.com]

TY BB.

[kungfuwaynewho.livejournal.com]

I wish I could lay all the blame at the machine's feet, but I just don't have as much manual dexterity as I wish I did. I'm also really bad with not being able to adequately visualize how to do something and trying to do it anyway and getting so frustrated I just make it worse.

I was trying to sew by hand and that didn't really work either. :/

[kungfuwaynewho.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you - I needed a laugh.

(Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? I find myself singing like Marshall all the time. I don't know if he's done any angry songs, though...)

[tictactardis.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen much of How I Met Your Mother! Although I've seen a few episodes sporadically, so I know what you're talking about, lol. :D

But I totally do it too! Lol, sometimes my friends and I will have complete conversations in ~song. It's the best.