this machine will not communicate

You know, let me just tell you how my night went: I was restless and annoyed and couldn't sleep, so I decided to check the internet one last time. And—lo and behold—there was a new fic! So I started reading. By the end of the first part, I was no longer annoyed, but happy. By the end of the second part, I was no longer restless, but relaxed. AND THEN YOU KILLED HIM. And by the end of the entire story, I was just a mess. And still couldn't sleep. And that's entirely your fault, jsyk.

(tl;dr This is fantastic. ♥ But also NOT OKAY. Okay?)