kungfuwaynewho: (tng picard :o)
kungfuwaynewho ([personal profile] kungfuwaynewho) wrote2011-09-29 09:25 pm

Hopefully it will kinda look like a drunk post.

So I am typing this post one-handed for reasns that will become evident shortly.  Also I'm in a hurry so I'm not bothering to check the monitor w/e it will be funny to read tomorrow.

My little sister found the leash t take my dog on a walk.  He got super excited and like swung his body around and slammed it into my computer chair.  I don't know if anyone else's dogs do that.  All would have been well had my left arm not been dangling to the side.  My dog basically like body-checked my wrist, the wris that had surgery on it less than a week ago, and pinned it with his surprisingly heavy, stupid dumd dog body.

OH MY GOS IT HURT SO MUCH I'm not fucking joking call a fucking ambulance.  I'm really glad I opted not to have a hard cider for dinner because I am going to take a ~~~pain pillll it is throbbing like the dickens.

I am fully aware that I have a very low pain tolerance.  I would be like the worst soldier ever.  If I ever have a baby I am going to have all the drugs.  This is not a euphemism i will make them give me everything, I will be like "BITCH I NEED TO CHUG SOME NYQUIL" and I had finally started typing with two hands yesterday.

(It will be probably feel completely fine in like ten minutes LOL I will wait on the pain pill.  They should only be used wisely, like when I have monster Godzilla headaches or the next time I stub my toe or something.)

[identity profile] hollywobbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack nooooooooooooooooooo yuck bad puppy!!!!! ...Definitely not laughing at your hilarious post about your misfortune... again....