LMHO! Oh, dear. I laugh because I know these people. Or, well, I don't KNOW them, but I've known people very much like them, and if I don't laugh, I would have to cry. Plus, the "creepy cult-like knife-wielding Jesus sandwich" is just funny.

Thank the sweet baby Jesus that there is wine. I mean, Jesus drank wine, so it has to be okay, right? *g*