They end up sitting around him in a creepy cult-like knife-wielding Jesus sandwich on the couch, explaining to him why he should not go to college parties and why he should not drink, and why he should start going to church.

o_O Okay, that? Is seriously one of the creepiest things I have ever heard. The mind boggles.

...Bet that poor guy never went into any other girls' apartments in the rest of his college career. If ever. Permanently traumatized, all because of your crazy roommate and her scary friends. And I can't blame him. Yiiiiiiiiiiikes.