I am not cute, I need a new hobby :P Proof-positive of this: Office lunch today at an Irish pub. The woman across from me, whom I do not like very much, ordered a corned beef sandwich. And I was thinkin'... "Yep. It fits. Biotch. Start talking to me 'bout the mustard and I'ma go sit somewhere else, I swear to God."

New hobby. Yes.