I have not answered your poll yet because... I suck. I want you to write this story, but you have to know by now that, like, 98 percent of the time I am a "I cannot deviate from canon, EVER, in the entire universe, forever and ever, amen" writer. But I feel like this story would make me giggle and be all kinds of cute if I can detach a bit and be less OCD about fic - which I am capable of, but I have to be in the right mood.

So - this is a good idea, and you should write it to prove that it can be done and done well.

Also you promised me a blow job initiation story first :P