HAHA I'm not asking you to write it. I would have straight up said it, heh. I was more testing the waters to see if it would be an interesting fic.

Yeah, I really dislike everyone outside listening. I hope they fooled around before then, because otherwise, poor, poor Sheridan. I mean, seriously. Which is why, as much as it pains me to think that they actually waited until their wedding night (are they an adorable sitcom couple from the 80s?), I would rather that than think they had sex for the first time with fucking Lennier ten feet away. Christ.